The New Yawker http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/feed/? Latest topics Thu, 26 Nov 2009 23:21:56 GMT 10 The New Yawker http://i85.servimg.com/u/f85/13/75/59/99/gooby510.jpg http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/feed/? Ric Flair's Ass http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/ric-flair-s-ass-t179.htm Militia Photobucket]]> Movies/TV Thu, 26 Nov 2009 23:21:56 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/ric-flair-s-ass-t179.htm#573 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/ric-flair-s-ass-t179.htm The Motherfucking Flash http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/comics-books-f4/the-motherfucking-flash-t67.htm R31D L1GHTN1NG ]]> Comics/Books Sat, 31 Oct 2009 06:03:40 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/comics-books-f4/the-motherfucking-flash-t67.htm#230 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/comics-books-f4/the-motherfucking-flash-t67.htm Epic pics http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/epic-pics-t24.htm Señor Lar Photobucket]]> Randomness Thu, 22 Oct 2009 06:29:51 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/epic-pics-t24.htm#60 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/epic-pics-t24.htm Harlan Ellison Appreciation Thread http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/harlan-ellison-appreciation-thread-t143.htm Señor Lar He has written the following comics: Comics & Graphic Novels Avengers 88 (Marvel) 1971 "The Summons of Skylop (In the Grip of Skylop, part 1)" story, Ellison; adaptation, Roy Thomas; pencils, Sal Buscema; inks, Jim Mooney --Continued in Incredible Hulk 140. --Reprinted in the 1994 Marvel Vintage Comic Pack. Avengers 101 (Marvel) 1972 "Five Dooms to Save Tomorrow" story, Ellison; adaptation, Roy Thomas; pencils, ... Randomness Sat, 21 Nov 2009 06:56:40 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/harlan-ellison-appreciation-thread-t143.htm#450 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/harlan-ellison-appreciation-thread-t143.htm Lar loves vids http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/lar-loves-vids-t12.htm Señor Lar ]]> Randomness Wed, 21 Oct 2009 10:59:37 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/lar-loves-vids-t12.htm#26 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/lar-loves-vids-t12.htm Punisher hall of shame http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/comics-books-f4/punisher-hall-of-shame-t142.htm Señor Lar I didn't write this, if I did, number 1 with a bullet woulda been Punisher vs Eminem. Remember when Wolverine's son Daken ripped Punisher to shreds a little while back? Well, the first part of Marvel's "Frankencastle" storyline, out this week, unveils Punisher's grisly new look. And while it is sure to alienate fans who like their Punisher straight up, we have to admit to being intrigued. Besides the pairing of Rick Remender and with his "Fear Agent" partner Tony Moore, the ... Comics/Books Sat, 21 Nov 2009 02:01:02 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/comics-books-f4/punisher-hall-of-shame-t142.htm#447 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/comics-books-f4/punisher-hall-of-shame-t142.htm Donald Blake not in Thor http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/donald-blake-not-in-thor-t177.htm R31D L1GHTN1NG After seeing this in todays Variety.. "Thor, scripted by Mark Protosevich, Zack Stentz and Ashley Miller, centers on a partly disabled med student who discovers his Norse god alter ego, the hammer-swinging Thor." And feeling it had contradicted a lot of what we have all heard about the direction the movie is going in so far, AICN contacted a... "100% tested and solid source, someone intimately familiar with the movie Kenneth Branagh is making, and he or she tells ... Movies/TV Thu, 26 Nov 2009 06:45:33 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/donald-blake-not-in-thor-t177.htm#560 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/donald-blake-not-in-thor-t177.htm Possible Thor and Avengers spoilers http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/possible-thor-and-avengers-spoilers-t178.htm R31D L1GHTN1NG Exclusivly from AICN: Thor The film starts with the 6 warriors (Thor, Loki, the Warriors 3 and Sif) in Asgard, OdinHopkins on the throne, etc. * Loki is adopted, hence the black hair. * Loki kills his dad, usurping the throne, Thor is cast out to Earth. * Thor lands in a desert, and is promptly run over (literally) by Natalie Portman and Stellan Skarsgard, a PhD cosmology student and her Norwegian professor, who have gone out to study though telescopes a strange ... Movies/TV Thu, 26 Nov 2009 06:47:22 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/possible-thor-and-avengers-spoilers-t178.htm#561 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/possible-thor-and-avengers-spoilers-t178.htm Lar http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/lar-t176.htm Militia

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Yeah it's not great, but it's the only one I could find goddamn it.]]> Randomness Wed, 25 Nov 2009 22:12:59 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/lar-t176.htm#558 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/lar-t176.htm Lar`s Epic The Spirit Review http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/lars-epic-the-spirit-review-t175.htm Señor Lar It`s good. Movies/TV Wed, 25 Nov 2009 08:41:39 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/lars-epic-the-spirit-review-t175.htm#556 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/lars-epic-the-spirit-review-t175.htm Lar's EPIC Star Trek Review http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/lar-s-epic-star-trek-review-t157.htm Señor Lar My original thought was to start this review by paraphrasing Harlan Elisons 'I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream'. For two reasons: 1) Harlan is my flavour of the month, as is that story in particular. (BTW, he write an awesome story in Cthulhu 2000, check it out) 2) It seemed appropriate, as Ellison wrote an episode of TOS, which was subsequently butchered by Gene Roddenberry, much like I expected JJ Abrams has done to Genes original vision. (And yes, I know ... Movies/TV Sun, 22 Nov 2009 10:23:44 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/lar-s-epic-star-trek-review-t157.htm#497 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/lar-s-epic-star-trek-review-t157.htm Jim Henson’s Muppets Cover “Bohemian Rhapsody” http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/jim-hensons-muppets-cover-bohemian-rhapsody-t173.htm Señor Lar Movies/TV Wed, 25 Nov 2009 04:02:06 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/jim-hensons-muppets-cover-bohemian-rhapsody-t173.htm#552 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/jim-hensons-muppets-cover-bohemian-rhapsody-t173.htm Super Emo Friends http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/comics-books-f4/super-emo-friends-t174.htm Señor Lar Comics/Books Wed, 25 Nov 2009 04:03:33 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/comics-books-f4/super-emo-friends-t174.htm#553 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/comics-books-f4/super-emo-friends-t174.htm Blurbs http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/video-games-music-f3/blurbs-t14.htm Señor Lar Last week's name your price for World of Goo sale can be deemed a success as 57,000 copies of the game sold through 2D Boy's website. Though a significant number of copies sold for one penny, there were big sales at the $1, $5, and $10 range. Did anyone of you take advantage of the sale and want to fess up to being a cheapskate? [Joystiq] In case you missed the video going over what Halo: Waypoint is all about, it is to be, come November 5th, your source for all things Halo. ... Video Games/Music Wed, 21 Oct 2009 20:07:53 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/video-games-music-f3/blurbs-t14.htm#32 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/video-games-music-f3/blurbs-t14.htm 15 Years of Warcraft: The Blizzard Interview http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/video-games-music-f3/15-years-of-warcraft-the-blizzard-interview-t172.htm Señor Lar I'm to lazy to post this, so hit the link: http://bitmob.com/index.php/mobfeed/15-years-of-warcraft-the-blizzard-interview.html Video Games/Music Wed, 25 Nov 2009 03:56:52 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/video-games-music-f3/15-years-of-warcraft-the-blizzard-interview-t172.htm#550 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/video-games-music-f3/15-years-of-warcraft-the-blizzard-interview-t172.htm Phantasy Star 0 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/video-games-music-f3/phantasy-star-0-t171.htm Señor Lar Phantasy Star Zero 'TGS 2008' trailer]]> Video Games/Music Wed, 25 Nov 2009 03:49:06 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/video-games-music-f3/phantasy-star-0-t171.htm#548 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/video-games-music-f3/phantasy-star-0-t171.htm The Three Musketeers: The Game Adventure http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/video-games-music-f3/the-three-musketeers-the-game-adventure-t170.htm Señor Lar Video Games/Music Wed, 25 Nov 2009 03:47:32 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/video-games-music-f3/the-three-musketeers-the-game-adventure-t170.htm#547 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/video-games-music-f3/the-three-musketeers-the-game-adventure-t170.htm PS store updates http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/video-games-music-f3/ps-store-updates-t169.htm Señor Lar Not only is this week's PlayStation Store update arriving two days early this week, thanks to the Thanksgiving holiday, but it's also a massive update. There's more than enough content whether you're looking for new things to download on your PSP or PS3. Beginning with the PSP, Little Big Planet PSP ($39.99) finally arrives on the Store as reported yesterday, as does Tekken 6 ($39.99). If you're more interested in a smaller or cheaper download, six new PSP Minis are now available: Fortix ($4.99), ... Video Games/Music Wed, 25 Nov 2009 03:45:19 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/video-games-music-f3/ps-store-updates-t169.htm#546 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/video-games-music-f3/ps-store-updates-t169.htm Atari's comeback continues http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/video-games-music-f3/atari-s-comeback-continues-t168.htm Señor Lar Atari has relaunched its website Atari.com to include a digital download store, free-to-play coin-op arcade and 2600 classics and exclusive merchandise. At the site's Atari Arcade, free games such as Asteroids, Adventure, Battlezone, Crystal Castles, Lunar Lander and Yars Revenge are available to play, and come with worldwide leader boards. Users can also buy Atari branded merchandise, obtain exclusive discounts on game bundles, and digitally download selected titles. "Today ... Video Games/Music Wed, 25 Nov 2009 03:42:53 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/video-games-music-f3/atari-s-comeback-continues-t168.htm#545 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/video-games-music-f3/atari-s-comeback-continues-t168.htm Lar's The Spirit review http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/lar-s-the-spirit-review-t167.htm Señor Lar Got The Spirit as a birthday present from my honey boo. That and the 4 Matrix movies. So tonight I'll start with The Spirit and work my way up from there. Expect it tonight sometime. Movies/TV Wed, 25 Nov 2009 03:41:35 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/lar-s-the-spirit-review-t167.htm#544 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/lar-s-the-spirit-review-t167.htm Will Danny Elfman Return as Composer For Spider-Man 4? http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/will-danny-elfman-return-as-composer-for-spider-man-4-t166.htm Señor Lar
"Only the great gods of the movie world could answer that question,"

"Imagine a chess game, with the Greek gods moving us around — that's how it is in the movie world. Somebody's moving me about from one square to another, but I have no idea what square I'm headed to next."]]> Movies/TV Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:38:38 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/will-danny-elfman-return-as-composer-for-spider-man-4-t166.htm#543 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/will-danny-elfman-return-as-composer-for-spider-man-4-t166.htm The Crow 5 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/the-crow-5-t164.htm Señor Lar The Crow Relaunch Moves Forward Yes, thats the latest "Re" we can call this one. io9 caught up with producer Ryan Kavanaugh and got an update on casting, story and the look of this latest incarnation of The Crow, which will be penned and directed by Stephen Norrington... i09..I heard The Crow script received great reviews, where is it at now? Kavanaugh...The script is great. We're very excited about it. The Crow is definitely going to happen, we're just getting all the pieces ... Movies/TV Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:05:29 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/the-crow-5-t164.htm#521 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/the-crow-5-t164.htm Kevin Smith defends Twilight http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/kevin-smith-defends-twilight-t163.htm Señor Lar Movies/TV Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:03:48 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/kevin-smith-defends-twilight-t163.htm#520 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/kevin-smith-defends-twilight-t163.htm Judge Dredd http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/judge-dredd-t165.htm Señor Lar In 1995, the 2000 A.D. anti-hero Judge Dredd was brought to the big screen in the form of Sylvester Stallone, and it bombed pretty badly after being trashed by critics. It was generally known to be one of the worst comic book adaptations in a decade rife with them. Roughly two months ago, it was announced that 28 Days Later writer Alex Garland was tackling the screenplay for another attempt at a Dredd movie for DNA Films, and over the weekend, comic artist Mark Simpson who draws under the ... Movies/TV Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:07:40 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/judge-dredd-t165.htm#522 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/judge-dredd-t165.htm No Diablo 3 in 2010 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/video-games-music-f3/no-diablo-3-in-2010-t162.htm Señor Lar StarCraft II will finally be released in 2010, but Diablo III won't be joining it. In fact, it might not even make it out in 2011. Blizzard executive video president of game design Rob Pardo admitted that such delays were par for course for the developer, saying that they always announce their games "too early." "We always announce all of our games too early," Pardo told Techland. "We realize that and go, 'You know what? Next time we're not going to do that.' ... Video Games/Music Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:51:13 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/video-games-music-f3/no-diablo-3-in-2010-t162.htm#518 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/video-games-music-f3/no-diablo-3-in-2010-t162.htm Zynga and Facebook sued http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/video-games-music-f3/zynga-and-facebook-sued-t161.htm Señor Lar Social gaming company Zynga and networking site Facebook have both been named in a class action lawsuit following the alleged use of advertising which users say was false and misleading. The suit, which is being handled by Sacramento-based law firm Kershaw, Cutter and Ratinoff, seeks upwards of USD 5 million in damages, claiming that "over the past four years, Zynga and Facebook have generated enormous profits through these false and misleading special offers." "...Facebook ... Video Games/Music Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:49:02 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/video-games-music-f3/zynga-and-facebook-sued-t161.htm#517 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/video-games-music-f3/zynga-and-facebook-sued-t161.htm Commercials of win http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/commercials-of-win-t152.htm Señor Lar ]]> Movies/TV Sun, 22 Nov 2009 04:30:26 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/commercials-of-win-t152.htm#480 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/commercials-of-win-t152.htm Don't do it http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/don-t-do-it-t160.htm R31D L1GHTN1NG
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]]> Randomness Mon, 23 Nov 2009 09:53:04 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/don-t-do-it-t160.htm#512 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/don-t-do-it-t160.htm Back To The Future Crysis http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/video-games-music-f3/back-to-the-future-crysis-t159.htm Señor Lar Video Games/Music Mon, 23 Nov 2009 06:41:25 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/video-games-music-f3/back-to-the-future-crysis-t159.htm#508 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/video-games-music-f3/back-to-the-future-crysis-t159.htm No Downy in Avengers???????....???.....!! I mean ????? http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/no-downy-in-avengers-i-mean-t158.htm Señor Lar No Robert Downey, Jr. in The Avengers? The Iron Man 2 and Sherlock Holmes star said that he has "no set plans" for the future. In a candid interview, actor Robert Downey, Jr., currently at the height of fame thanks to the spectacular success of Iron Man, tells Entertainment Weekly that he may retire from acting if Sherlock Holmes doesn't perform well. Robert Downey, Jr.: "I have no set plans for my future. I’ve never had it this good — this is my day in the sun — ... Movies/TV Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:33:09 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/no-downy-in-avengers-i-mean-t158.htm#500 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/no-downy-in-avengers-i-mean-t158.htm You'd think someone with a Harvard Degree would be a bit more eloquent http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/you-d-think-someone-with-a-harvard-degree-would-be-a-bit-more-eloquent-t147.htm R31D L1GHTN1NG "I just thought it sounded like a weird idea because Kenneth Branagh's directing it, so I was just like, 'Kenneth Branagh doing 'Thor' is super-weird. I've gotta do it.'"]]> Movies/TV Sun, 22 Nov 2009 01:45:53 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/you-d-think-someone-with-a-harvard-degree-would-be-a-bit-more-eloquent-t147.htm#463 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/you-d-think-someone-with-a-harvard-degree-would-be-a-bit-more-eloquent-t147.htm I fucking knew it!!!!! http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/comics-books-f4/i-fucking-knew-it-t156.htm Señor Lar 600 issue Anniversary marriages to Betty AND Veronica On May 15, 2009 it was announced that Archie would finally pick one of the girls to marry. According to the Archie Blog, the six-part story of Archie’s will begin in Issue 600 (August 2009) of his eponymous comic book “Archie.”. It has been publicly revealed by Archie Comics that this was later revealed to be a dream sequence, whereby Archie is shown married to Veronica and raising dark-haired twins shown in issues 600-603 ... Comics/Books Sun, 22 Nov 2009 05:49:21 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/comics-books-f4/i-fucking-knew-it-t156.htm#492 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/comics-books-f4/i-fucking-knew-it-t156.htm Remember this, Jordan?? http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/remember-this-jordan-t155.htm Señor Lar ]]> Randomness Sun, 22 Nov 2009 04:57:27 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/remember-this-jordan-t155.htm#491 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/remember-this-jordan-t155.htm The making of Ghostbusters effects http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/the-making-of-ghostbusters-effects-t154.htm Señor Lar Movies/TV Sun, 22 Nov 2009 04:49:05 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/the-making-of-ghostbusters-effects-t154.htm#488 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/the-making-of-ghostbusters-effects-t154.htm Lar's Star Trek review http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/lar-s-star-trek-review-t153.htm Señor Lar
Be prepared, the resident Star Trek nerd will face his fears... TONIGHT!]]> Movies/TV Sun, 22 Nov 2009 04:35:48 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/lar-s-star-trek-review-t153.htm#482 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/lar-s-star-trek-review-t153.htm Brocks Lesnar got a hole in his intestines http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/brocks-lesnar-got-a-hole-in-his-intestines-t151.htm Señor Lar As the world focuses in on UFC 106 weekend, the 800 pound gorilla in the room is the health and future of Undisputed UFC Heavyweight Champion of the World Brock Lesnar. Lesnar, who is the biggest pay per view attraction on the UFC roster, was sidelined with an illness, reported to be Mononucleosis, that forced him to pull out of his scheduled UFC 106 main event Title defense against the undefeated Shane Carwin. But the seriousness of Lesnar's condition was unknown at the time, even ... Randomness Sun, 22 Nov 2009 04:28:21 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/brocks-lesnar-got-a-hole-in-his-intestines-t151.htm#479 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/brocks-lesnar-got-a-hole-in-his-intestines-t151.htm Tee Hee http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/tee-hee-t150.htm R31D L1GHTN1NG http://www.photofunia.com/ Randomness Sun, 22 Nov 2009 02:26:24 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/tee-hee-t150.htm#472 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/tee-hee-t150.htm They have a black guy playing a Norse god http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/they-have-a-black-guy-playing-a-norse-god-t148.htm R31D L1GHTN1NG
Heat Vision has just revealed that Idris Elba will play Heimdall, the guardian of Asgard.

Heimdall is the all-seeing and all-knowing brother of Sif (portrayed on film by Jaimie Alexander). He stands on the rainbow bridge, Bifrost, watching for any attacks on Asgard.
]]> Movies/TV Sun, 22 Nov 2009 01:49:37 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/they-have-a-black-guy-playing-a-norse-god-t148.htm#465 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/they-have-a-black-guy-playing-a-norse-god-t148.htm Lets all go http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/lets-all-go-t145.htm Señor Lar Movies/TV Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:40:06 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/lets-all-go-t145.htm#457 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/lets-all-go-t145.htm Fuck Sam Worthington dead, and fuck anyone who likes the prick http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/fuck-sam-worthington-dead-and-fuck-anyone-who-likes-the-prick-t149.htm R31D L1GHTN1NG You have to laugh really. After being fan casted for practically every role going, and starring in no less than four big upcoming sci-fi themed movies, the one role that actually seems perfect for Worthington passes him by. After director George Miller revealed that he wants to keep Mad Max: Fury Road distinctly Australian in setting and tone, people rightfully thought "Get Worthington--at least he won't have to worry about his accent! Talking to the Daily Telegraph, Worthington had ... Movies/TV Sun, 22 Nov 2009 01:51:01 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/fuck-sam-worthington-dead-and-fuck-anyone-who-likes-the-prick-t149.htm#466 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/fuck-sam-worthington-dead-and-fuck-anyone-who-likes-the-prick-t149.htm the MK that never happened http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/video-games-music-f3/the-mk-that-never-happened-t146.htm Señor Lar The Mortal Kombat series has been stagnant for years now. MK vs. DC was an original idea -- and fun to play for the most part -- but the core series has looked the same since Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance was released way back in 2002. It doesn't help that the characters have had little to no development in that time either. Enter a former Midway employee named Vincent Proce and the best redesign of the players of this stale brawler so far [via Unreality]: You're looking at a bad-ass recreation ... Video Games/Music Sat, 21 Nov 2009 20:48:09 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/video-games-music-f3/the-mk-that-never-happened-t146.htm#458 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/video-games-music-f3/the-mk-that-never-happened-t146.htm How the 70's Hulk series/movies ended. THEY KILLED HIM! http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/how-the-70-s-hulk-series-movies-ended-they-killed-him-t144.htm Señor Lar ]]> Movies/TV Sat, 21 Nov 2009 08:55:31 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/how-the-70-s-hulk-series-movies-ended-they-killed-him-t144.htm#455 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/how-the-70-s-hulk-series-movies-ended-they-killed-him-t144.htm Transformers 3 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/transformers-3-t140.htm Señor Lar Megan Fox Will Be Alive And Kicking In Transformers 3 Bay was supposedly planning on killing of Fox's character Mikaela in the 3rd Transformers movie..not so according to the man himself... Well, its been a while! I figured we could all use another article about the girl everyone seems to love to hate..and some just outright hate. After Fox's horrendous comments about Bay making movies for kids and not needing a brain to enjoy them(I mean, the nerve!) and likening him to Hitler!(Apparently ... Movies/TV Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:46:35 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/transformers-3-t140.htm#445 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/transformers-3-t140.htm Karl Urban talks Star Trek 2 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/karl-urban-talks-star-trek-2-t141.htm Señor Lar Karl Urban talks about how he would like to see his character portrayed in the upcoming sequel! IGN Movies got a chance to chat with Star Trek actor Karl Urban yesterday about what he'd like to see happen in Star Trek 2. We asked Urban, who plays Dr. Leonard McCoy in the rebooted film series, if he'd like to see the sequel go further in exploring the relationship between Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock and "Bones" since the first film focused more on forging the bond between Kirk and ... Movies/TV Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:47:44 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/karl-urban-talks-star-trek-2-t141.htm#446 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/karl-urban-talks-star-trek-2-t141.htm Oy Vey http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/oy-vey-t139.htm Señor Lar Brad Pitt's production company Plan B Entertainment, together with the Indian-owned Reliance BIG Entertainment, have acquired the film right to Capcom title Dark Void. The film adaptation is already being touted as a possible starring vehicle for Pitt himself, although no time frame for the production has been made public. The game is due to be released on January 22 in Europe (January 19 in North America) for the Xbox 360, PlayStation 3 and PC. The title is being developed by Airtight ... Movies/TV Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:36:04 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/oy-vey-t139.htm#441 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/oy-vey-t139.htm Leonard Nimoy is a sick fuck :D http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/leonard-nimoy-is-a-sick-fuck-d-t138.htm Señor Lar Full Body Project on EXTRA TVFull Body Project | MySpace Video Movies/TV Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:42:10 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/leonard-nimoy-is-a-sick-fuck-d-t138.htm#439 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/leonard-nimoy-is-a-sick-fuck-d-t138.htm Rihanna is a thieving bitch! http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/video-games-music-f3/rihanna-is-a-thieving-bitch-t118.htm Señor Lar The entertainment community is abuzz about Rihanna's new album cover, where the once-but-never-again-almost- Mrs.-Chris-Brown is wrapped up in barbed wire, with her right arm in the air, and blood dripping on the cover design. Hmmmmmmmmmmm......... is this familiar to anyone? In 1998, our own Hustler de Tuti Hustlers Paul Heyman was the owner, operator, and creative force behind the revolutionary Extreme Championship Wrestling (ECW) promotion, and one of the many exploitations of the ECW ... Video Games/Music Thu, 19 Nov 2009 08:21:16 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/video-games-music-f3/rihanna-is-a-thieving-bitch-t118.htm#408 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/video-games-music-f3/rihanna-is-a-thieving-bitch-t118.htm Harlan Ellison- Star Trek TOS: City On The Edge Of Forever http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/harlan-ellison-star-trek-tos-city-on-the-edge-of-forever-t137.htm Señor Lar ]]> Movies/TV Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:42:44 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/harlan-ellison-star-trek-tos-city-on-the-edge-of-forever-t137.htm#437 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/harlan-ellison-star-trek-tos-city-on-the-edge-of-forever-t137.htm WWE gets Rick Roll'd http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/wwe-gets-rick-roll-d-t136.htm Señor Lar This vid is unaltered in any way. This is back when WWE would post a password, then would call people while on air, if they got it, they got random amounts of cash. Each episode they gave out a million dollars. Movies/TV Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:45:50 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/wwe-gets-rick-roll-d-t136.htm#435 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/wwe-gets-rick-roll-d-t136.htm Danny Wells http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/danny-wells-t135.htm Señor Lar Who the hell is he? Well, he played Luigi on the super Mario Bros. Super Show. If you never saw it, then fuck outta here, bitches! Well, it turns out that: 1) He's Canadian 2) He's still alive (he's 68) 3) He was a regular as a bartender on The Jeffersons 4) He can sing like a motherfucker! Heres a commercial he did for Kmart back in the 70's, he's the main dude here: Movies/TV Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:13:24 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/danny-wells-t135.htm#434 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/movies-tv-f2/danny-wells-t135.htm