http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/-t1.htm Topics about who gives a shit what. Wed, 25 Nov 2009 22:12:59 GMT 10 http://i85.servimg.com/u/f85/13/75/59/99/gooby510.jpg http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/-t1.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/epic-pics-t24.htm Señor Lar ]]> Randomness Thu, 22 Oct 2009 06:29:51 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/epic-pics-t24.htm#60 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/epic-pics-t24.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/harlan-ellison-appreciation-thread-t143.htm Señor Lar He has written the following comics: Comics & Graphic Novels Avengers 88 (Marvel) 1971 "The Summons of Skylop (In the Grip of Skylop, part 1)" story, Ellison; adaptation, Roy Thomas; pencils, Sal Buscema; inks, Jim Mooney --Continued in Incredible Hulk 140. --Reprinted in the 1994 Marvel Vintage Comic Pack. Avengers 101 (Marvel) 1972 "Five Dooms to Save Tomorrow" story, Ellison; adaptation, Roy Thomas; pencils, ... Randomness Sat, 21 Nov 2009 06:56:40 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/harlan-ellison-appreciation-thread-t143.htm#450 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/harlan-ellison-appreciation-thread-t143.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/lar-loves-vids-t12.htm Señor Lar ]]> Randomness Wed, 21 Oct 2009 10:59:37 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/lar-loves-vids-t12.htm#26 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/lar-loves-vids-t12.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/lar-t176.htm Militia




Yeah it's not great, but it's the only one I could find goddamn it.]]> Randomness Wed, 25 Nov 2009 22:12:59 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/lar-t176.htm#558 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/lar-t176.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/don-t-do-it-t160.htm R31D L1GHTN1NG

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]]> Randomness Mon, 23 Nov 2009 09:53:04 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/don-t-do-it-t160.htm#512 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/don-t-do-it-t160.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/remember-this-jordan-t155.htm Señor Lar ]]> Randomness Sun, 22 Nov 2009 04:57:27 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/remember-this-jordan-t155.htm#491 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/remember-this-jordan-t155.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/brocks-lesnar-got-a-hole-in-his-intestines-t151.htm Señor Lar As the world focuses in on UFC 106 weekend, the 800 pound gorilla in the room is the health and future of Undisputed UFC Heavyweight Champion of the World Brock Lesnar. Lesnar, who is the biggest pay per view attraction on the UFC roster, was sidelined with an illness, reported to be Mononucleosis, that forced him to pull out of his scheduled UFC 106 main event Title defense against the undefeated Shane Carwin. But the seriousness of Lesnar's condition was unknown at the time, even ... Randomness Sun, 22 Nov 2009 04:28:21 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/brocks-lesnar-got-a-hole-in-his-intestines-t151.htm#479 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/brocks-lesnar-got-a-hole-in-his-intestines-t151.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/tee-hee-t150.htm R31D L1GHTN1NG http://www.photofunia.com/ Randomness Sun, 22 Nov 2009 02:26:24 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/tee-hee-t150.htm#472 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/tee-hee-t150.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/the-ffs-files-t120.htm Señor Lar FORKS, Wash. - A new restaurant set to open next year in Washington state will be called Volterra after a city in the popular Twilight vampire novels, which are set in the town of Forks. Owners Annette and Tim Root told The Peninsula Daily News it will be a family restaurant and they have applied for a liquor licence. Forks already has the Twilight Lounge that features concerts and other events for fans. The Twilight books and movies have brought vampire tourism to the remote former ... Randomness Thu, 19 Nov 2009 08:56:15 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/the-ffs-files-t120.htm#410 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/the-ffs-files-t120.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/for-jordan-t100.htm Señor Lar You might need to play this a few times before it runs smooth. Happy Birthday Jordan! BTW, this thing took me 4 1/2 hours to make, so if you hate it, shut up. GoAnimate.com: Happy Birthday, Jordan! by LarwareLike it? Create your own at GoAnimate.com. It's free and fun! Heres the link if you need it: http://goanimate.com/savedMovie/0YPpuAtzWyB0/0/1 Randomness Sun, 15 Nov 2009 08:37:44 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/for-jordan-t100.htm#377 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/for-jordan-t100.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/paul-heyman-talks-lou-albano-t119.htm Señor Lar There are tons of tributes online, all quite deserving, honoring the memory of the last surviving member of The 3 Wise Men of the East. In Vince McMahon Senior's vision of professional wrestling, the embattled babyface champion was always surrounded by enemies. Whether it was Bruno Sammartino, Pedro Morales, or Bob Backlund, the World Wide Wrestling Federation (pre-cursor to today's World Wrestling Entertainment) was what some would describe as "a babyface territory." The good guy ... Randomness Thu, 19 Nov 2009 08:28:06 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/paul-heyman-talks-lou-albano-t119.htm#409 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/paul-heyman-talks-lou-albano-t119.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/ufc-106-t117.htm Señor Lar Randomness Thu, 19 Nov 2009 08:08:12 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/ufc-106-t117.htm#406 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/ufc-106-t117.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/paul-heyman-talks-ufc-106-t116.htm Señor Lar UFC President Dana White had it all figured out. UFC 106 was going to look great on the books of the privately-owned Zuffa Entertainment corporation. Coming off the monster success of the Brock Lesnar-headlined UFC 100, the parent company for the Ultimate Fighting Championships would put on a show that would not only do huge box office live at the arena (a "given" with major UFC events now), but also get one more Lesnar-driven pay per view on the books before closing out income derived ... Randomness Thu, 19 Nov 2009 08:05:10 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/paul-heyman-talks-ufc-106-t116.htm#405 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/paul-heyman-talks-ufc-106-t116.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/winnebago-man-ultimate-extreme-edition-t108.htm Señor Lar Randomness Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:43:04 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/winnebago-man-ultimate-extreme-edition-t108.htm#395 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/winnebago-man-ultimate-extreme-edition-t108.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/internet-t88.htm The Jesus :D :d]]> Randomness Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:34:54 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/internet-t88.htm#338 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/internet-t88.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/roddy-piper-getting-high-t86.htm Señor Lar Randomness Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:58:08 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/roddy-piper-getting-high-t86.htm#329 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/roddy-piper-getting-high-t86.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/the-fifth-of-november-t78.htm R31D L1GHTN1NG ]]> Randomness Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:14:43 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/the-fifth-of-november-t78.htm#291 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/the-fifth-of-november-t78.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/zalgo-he-comes-t18.htm The Great Nads Randomness Thu, 22 Oct 2009 01:55:16 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/zalgo-he-comes-t18.htm#44 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/zalgo-he-comes-t18.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/a-new-dead-un-t75.htm Señor Lar Sheldon Dorf, who co-founded the San Diego Comic Con has died of kidney failure at the age of 76. From the Associated Press: "Dorf, a freelance artist and comic strip letterer, founded Comic-Con in San Diego in 1970 after moving from Detroit." Today, the convention draws 125,000 fans a year and is a major gathering for comic book fans, artists, writers and movie stars." Dorf ran Detroit's "Triple Fan Fest," a convention dedicated to comics, science ... Randomness Thu, 05 Nov 2009 02:47:46 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/a-new-dead-un-t75.htm#279 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/a-new-dead-un-t75.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/new-site-t13.htm Señor Lar ranranru.yolasite.com Randomness Wed, 21 Oct 2009 11:07:36 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/new-site-t13.htm#27 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/new-site-t13.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/moar-wcw-epic-fails-t59.htm Señor Lar - Vince Russo's first show in charge featured Bret Hart randomly entering the ring during a Juventud Guerrera vs. Evan Karagias match. The match just stopped and Hart cut a promo. Neither were told Hart was running in and nobody backstage understood what the point was. - Vince Russo's stint as head booker saw the PPV revenue cut in half within three months. - Vince Russo once claimed his booking of WCW wasn't going to plan because Ted Turner prevented him from using angles calling women ... Randomness Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:40:42 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/moar-wcw-epic-fails-t59.htm#199 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/moar-wcw-epic-fails-t59.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/did-you-know-t69.htm Señor Lar Green Jelly The band was so technically inept at playing their instruments that Cannizzaro (then playing bass) had to color-code the frets so that he could memorize bass lines by color. In 1984 Green Jellö opened for The Ramones at a Buffalo State College summertime outdoor free concert, and the band (who as the opening act had their equipment set up in front of the Ramones' gear) were pelted by the audience with the usual Jell-O, whipped cream and pudding. In the end, not only were ... Randomness Mon, 02 Nov 2009 02:47:30 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/did-you-know-t69.htm#243 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/did-you-know-t69.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/quote-of-the-day-t33.htm Militia I dunno who Tracy Morgan is, but he says this: "I like fucking ass! Ain’t nothin’ like the butthole. The ass is a delicacy, goddamn it. I’d put hot sauce on it. When you eat the brown hole, that’s when her toes do this. [sticks legs out and curls toes] You got to be willing to do anything to please your woman, to satisfy her. I didn’t invent it. You think I was the first one to think of having anal sex with a girl? Hell, no. I’m quite sure Adam fucked Eve in the ass. In ... Randomness Sat, 24 Oct 2009 05:20:03 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/quote-of-the-day-t33.htm#103 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/quote-of-the-day-t33.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/don-king-and-tyson-t68.htm Señor Lar Boxing's most successful fighter-promoter combination has reunited, and it seems like old times already! Mike Tyson, who has been on a whirlwind tour promoting the new James Toback documentary on "Iron Mike," has reunited in spectacular fashion with the boxing promoter who handled "The Baddest Man On The Planet" during the glory days, Don King. King, now 78 years old, has hired Tyson to provide color commentary on the Internet Pay Per View King is promoting tonight ... Randomness Sat, 31 Oct 2009 18:26:38 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/don-king-and-tyson-t68.htm#235 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/don-king-and-tyson-t68.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/wut-is-this-i-don-t-even-t66.htm R31D L1GHTN1NG Step one: make sure gif is loaded and running smoothly Step two: play video and watch gif while lisening to the audio Step three: ??? Step Four: Profit. Randomness Sat, 31 Oct 2009 05:39:30 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/wut-is-this-i-don-t-even-t66.htm#228 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/wut-is-this-i-don-t-even-t66.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/uh-t58.htm Militia
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]]> Randomness Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:07:41 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/uh-t58.htm#196 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/uh-t58.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/schwarzenegger-doesn-t-have-time-for-your-shit-t57.htm The Great Nads ]]> Randomness Thu, 29 Oct 2009 08:35:10 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/schwarzenegger-doesn-t-have-time-for-your-shit-t57.htm#193 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/schwarzenegger-doesn-t-have-time-for-your-shit-t57.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/the-making-of-duckpool-t50.htm Señor Lar Randomness Tue, 27 Oct 2009 06:13:18 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/the-making-of-duckpool-t50.htm#170 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/the-making-of-duckpool-t50.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/dickpigs-t48.htm Militia DICKPIGS. Randomness Mon, 26 Oct 2009 01:59:00 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/dickpigs-t48.htm#143 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/dickpigs-t48.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/where-s-the-nudity-t47.htm The Jesus I don't see any nudity. I see pokemans. Randomness Mon, 26 Oct 2009 01:49:06 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/where-s-the-nudity-t47.htm#142 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/where-s-the-nudity-t47.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/-t46.htm Señor Lar zoop zoop zoop Randomness Mon, 26 Oct 2009 01:42:43 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/-t46.htm#141 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/-t46.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/you-be-it-now-brudda-t37.htm The Jesus Isn't being a mod awesome? Randomness Sun, 25 Oct 2009 05:35:42 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/you-be-it-now-brudda-t37.htm#118 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/you-be-it-now-brudda-t37.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/who-is-john-galt-t45.htm Señor Lar Jigsaws brother from Punisher Loony Bin Jim Randomness Sun, 25 Oct 2009 19:20:41 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/who-is-john-galt-t45.htm#136 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/who-is-john-galt-t45.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/what-t44.htm Militia who Randomness Sun, 25 Oct 2009 17:29:24 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/what-t44.htm#133 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/what-t44.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/don-t-get-all-pissed-t1.htm Señor Lar I wanted this kind of setup for a bit, it means we don't post retarded news and useless crap unless we want to. On the downside, and I AM sorry for this, cuz I think it's my fault, ALL of the topics were deleted. All I know is that while switching posts around to different groups, everything got deleted. MY BAD. So, sorry 'bout that d00d's. As for why I changed up the format, it's just cuz I thought it'd be better for everyone to post whatever they wanted without having to categorize ... Randomness Wed, 21 Oct 2009 04:17:29 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/don-t-get-all-pissed-t1.htm#1 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/don-t-get-all-pissed-t1.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/captain-lou-albano-t25.htm Señor Lar ]]> Randomness Thu, 22 Oct 2009 08:47:10 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/captain-lou-albano-t25.htm#75 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/captain-lou-albano-t25.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/crazies-t3.htm Militia A Portland man who attacked his ex-girlfriend and impaled her pet fish this summer has been sentenced to two years probation, a psychological evaluation and community service. Donald Earl Fite III, 27, pleaded guilty Tuesday to animal abuse and domestic violence assault. According to court records, Sarah Harris had broken up with Fite but returned to her Portland apartment July 25 to find him lying on her bed, saying he wanted to get back together. When Harris tried to leave, Fite ... Randomness Wed, 21 Oct 2009 05:01:51 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/crazies-t3.htm#4 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/crazies-t3.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/euphemismator-it-feels-great-when-she-s-scoring-with-woody-allen-t17.htm The Great Nads http://euphemismator.com/ "With a crowd of observers forming, the couple were rolling in the hay with the Polish sausage." "If Michael Jordan gives you a cigar, then you know you'll be lurking in the Mighty Mouse." "Her boyfriend is always contour integrating the pop rocks." "While her husband was in the next room, she was inflating the pink unicorn." Randomness Thu, 22 Oct 2009 01:35:43 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/euphemismator-it-feels-great-when-she-s-scoring-with-woody-allen-t17.htm#42 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/euphemismator-it-feels-great-when-she-s-scoring-with-woody-allen-t17.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/animals-with-guns-t4.htm The Great Nads
]]> Randomness Wed, 21 Oct 2009 05:05:46 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/animals-with-guns-t4.htm#5 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/animals-with-guns-t4.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/dr-horrible-s-sing-along-blog-t8.htm R31D L1GHTN1NG Dr Horrible's sing along blog ACT 1by fmvgamer Dr Horrible's sing along blog ACT 2by fmvgamer Dr Horrible's sing along blog ACT 3by fmvgamer Randomness Wed, 21 Oct 2009 08:35:01 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/dr-horrible-s-sing-along-blog-t8.htm#18 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/dr-horrible-s-sing-along-blog-t8.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/i-repent-t6.htm The Great Nads I was wrong, Jordan. Anime can be a beautiful, bizarre, mind-boggling, existentially confusing thing. Randomness Wed, 21 Oct 2009 05:23:04 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/i-repent-t6.htm#7 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/i-repent-t6.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/spider-t2.htm Militia Researchers have discovered an entirely new species of arachnid, and its gargantuan female members represent the largest of its family ever found. Dubbed Nephila komaci, this sucker has a tip-to-tip leg span of about 12 centimetres, including a body almost four centimetres wide. To get an idea how big that is, imagine the size of a man’s hand or a small saucer. “They look like they’re all legs ... They live in webs, right, so they’re spindly, relatively delicate spiders,” ... Randomness Wed, 21 Oct 2009 04:59:59 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/spider-t2.htm#3 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/spider-t2.htm http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/planets-t5.htm Militia Thirty-two planets have been discovered outside Earth's solar system through the use of a high-precision instrument installed at a Chilean telescope, an international team announced Monday. This artist's rendering shows one of the so-called exoplanets, or planets outside our solar system. This artist's rendering shows one of the so-called exoplanets, or planets outside our solar system. The existence of the so-called exoplanets -- planets outside our solar system -- was announced ... Randomness Wed, 21 Oct 2009 05:13:53 GMT http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/planets-t5.htm#6 http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/randomness-f1/planets-t5.htm