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Stephen King Confirms Rumors That He's In Talks To Write An Episode Of The Walking Dead

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I will bet five thousand Bison Bucks that he introduces a retarded character.

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That's Dean Koontz, damn it.

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I've never read a Dean Koontz book, but doesn't he essentially just try his hardest to be Stephen King?
And King does tend to include mentally challenged people in his work quite a bit.
That and farting, I swear to god he explicitly writes someone farting in every single book.
And King does tend to include mentally challenged people in his work quite a bit.
That and farting, I swear to god he explicitly writes someone farting in every single book.

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R31D L1GHTN1NG wrote:That and farting, I swear to god he explicitly writes someone farting in every single book.
I've read nearly every King book and I don't remember farting in... any of them. Retards, yes. Magic negros, every other book. But farts?

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In both The Stand AND one of the Dark Tower books he goes out of his way to write in the retarded character farting.
And I think it was in the library policeman, he writes that this dude has indigestion so he's constantly having rank smelling burps. So maybe not specifically farts, but he writes in people having gas.
And I think it was in the library policeman, he writes that this dude has indigestion so he's constantly having rank smelling burps. So maybe not specifically farts, but he writes in people having gas.

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Woah shit man, that's like... three books.

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R31D L1GHTN1NG wrote:I've never read a Dean Koontz book, but doesn't he essentially just try his hardest to be Stephen King?
YES.
He's got, like, 3 characters. The tough as nails, go-get-em-tiger lady, usually a cop or with some other sort of authority - and always recovering from something - alcoholism, bad break-up etc, some 2 dimensional dude that's always in love with said bitch, and the gifted, creepy retard who can see into the future and shit.
As far as the gassy King characters... Yeah, he does write in stuff like that a lot. But if he published a book on the significance of gas-passing in his novels, I'd still buy it over the latest Koontz. THAT GUY, I TELL YA.

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They're both faggots.

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The Jesus wrote:I, Jordan, am indeed a faggot.

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The Great Nads wrote:Woah shit man, that's like... three books.
Oh yeah, sorry I forgot they passed that law the other day making it illegal to exaggerate, my bad.

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R31D L1GHTN1NG wrote:I swear to god he explicitly writes someone farting in every single book.
That's kind of stretching even hyperbole when you're talking about three books out of fifty.


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